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What Every Hamster Should Know

		Joke of the week: How many gerbils are needed to screw in a bulb? 19! Why? One is much too stoooopid!
Goldi's Restaurant  - Munch until you are sick! -
	Every 10th guest gets a free kick! Today the chef does the cooking. Who knows, perhaps he leaves something for the guests...

In Tabsy-Hoosen-School: The maths teacher hands out the tests and shakes her head:   "50 per cent of you did not know anything!"   Flecki puts her hand up:"But we aren't that many..."